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Wondermak Poster: Hierarchy of Beards

Wondermark Poster: Hierarchy of Beards

Do you know your family tree? Any resemblances between you and your great grandfather? Ever wondered from whom you got the manly beards and whiskers?

And for the first time, you can now find out the hierarchy of the many types of beards as Wondermark Collection Beard of Our Forefathers has expanded their pocket-sized Beard Spotting Guide into an 18” x 24” wall-mounted poster.

Printed on 100# glossy paper with aqueous coating. Suitable for framing and gazing upon during times of despair and/or loneliness.

Wondermark\'s Chart of Beard

Click to get Wondermark’s Beards Poster in High Resolution

Unlike the previous chart of John Dyer’s Beard Page, Wondermark’s has distinguished name for the 34 types of beards in the chart. I re-write it down to give you any clues.

  • Flapwings
  • Claus-Esque
  • Chin-Muffler
  • Hoke-Troika
  • Maltese
  • Queen’s Brigade
  • Velutinous
  • Waddlar
  • Flying V
  • Comic-Con
  • Kitchen Shele
  • Shorn (Ironic)
  • Soup-Saver
  • Jaw-Bristle
  • Wilted Cigar
  • Hyneman
  • Dangle-Swaggles
  • Hibernator
  • Chilly Cheeks
  • Chilly Chin
  • Chilean Classic
  • Douche
  • Wispy Wiggins
  • Twin Peaks
  • Wandering Jim
  • Hard-Pan
  • Meatgrinder
  • Ear-Spoiler
  • Standard Cop
  • Brillo Bush
  • Lose Your Keys
  • Bunny Down
  • Grizzled
  • Patchy McGee

This poster is sold for US $15.00


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