Portland, OR has been confirmed the most bearded city in US by Portland Monthly Magazine. And it is said, you can find wide range of beards in the city such as Anthrax-like chin bar, the bushy mountain man, and even the aristocrat style moustache.

Compare the facial hair you found with the one on the chart of facial hair (beard, moustache and whiskers) by John Dyer.

Oh,..by the way, to know it deeper, you can also study the hierarchy of beard from the poster by Wondermark.

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Do you know your family tree? Any resemblances between you and your great grandfather? Ever wondered from whom you got the manly beards and whiskers?

And for the first time, you can now find out the hierarchy of the many types of beards as Wondermark Collection Beard of Our Forefathers has expanded their pocket-sized Beard Spotting Guide into an 18” x 24” wall-mounted poster.

Printed on 100# glossy paper with aqueous coating. Suitable for framing and gazing upon during times of despair and/or loneliness.

Click to get Wondermark’s Beards Poster in High Resolution

Unlike the previous chart of John Dyer’s Beard Page, Wondermark’s has distinguished name for the 34 types of beards in the chart. I re-write it down to give you any clues.

• Flapwings
• Claus-Esque
• Chin-Muffler
• Hoke-Troika
• Maltese
• Queen’s Brigade
• Velutinous
• Waddlar
• Flying V
• Comic-Con
• Kitchen Shele
• Shorn (Ironic)
• Soup-Saver
• Jaw-Bristle
• Wilted Cigar
• Hyneman
• Dangle-Swaggles
• Hibernator
• Chilly Cheeks
• Chilly Chin
• Chilean Classic
• Douche
• Wispy Wiggins
• Twin Peaks
• Wandering Jim
• Hard-Pan
• Meatgrinder
• Ear-Spoiler
• Standard Cop
• Brillo Bush
• Lose Your Keys
• Bunny Down
• Grizzled
• Patchy McGee

This poster is sold for US $15.00

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The Mighty El Insecto Beard Type

We can call beard and mustache the natural men’s accessories. And John Dyer’s Beard Page makes an excellent type chart of that facial hair.
Here they are:

Hollywodian, Mutton Chops, A la Souvarov, French Fork

Handlebar and Chin Puff, Van Dyke, Friendly Mutton Chops, Balbo

Short Boxed Beard, Goatee, Chin Curtain, Hulihee

Petit Goatee, Franz Josef, Anchor, Napoleon III Imperial

Ducktail, Fu Manchu, Old Dutch, Dali

Rap Industry Standard, Sparrow, Klingon, Federation Standard

The Zappa, Soul Patch, Handlebar and Goatee, The Winnfield

Copstash Standard, Pencil, Super Mario, Handlebar

Some moustache or beard is associated with any men. We can play some trivia to guess which type of facial hair these gentlemen “wear”.

Abraham Lincon – Super Mario Bros

Emperor Ming of Flash Gordon’s villain – “Chinese Emperor”

Alexi Lalas – James Hetfield

P Diddy – Zorro

System Of A Down (SOAD)

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